"You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids" Funny Parenting T-Shirt | Mom & Dad Humor Gift
The ultimate badge of courage for every parent. 🏆
Haunted houses? Horror movies? Please. You’ve survived toddler tantrums, teenage attitude, and stepping on toys in the dark. Nothing scares you anymore. This "You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids" tee is the perfect way to show off your nerves of steel.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, it’s durable enough for parenting duty and comfy enough for that rare moment of relaxation.
Quick Highlights:
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☁️ Premium Softness: 100% Airlume combed cotton that feels amazing.
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💪 Bold Statement: A hilarious design that earns instant respect from other parents.
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📏 Unisex Fit: Relaxed and true to size. (Perfect for Moms and Dads).
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🎁 Best Parent Gift: The ideal funny gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or baby showers.
Sizing: Unisex fit. Order your normal size.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cloudy Comfort Apparel | Premium Funny Tees
- Email: glitchera-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"You Can't Scare Me I Have Kids" Funny Parenting T-Shirt | Mom & Dad Humor Gift Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
|
16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
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29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
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30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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