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If I Ever Get Rabies | Funny Chaotic Raccoon Tee
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It's my love language.
True friendship is promising to bite your bestie first if you ever go feral. This hilarious vintage-style raccoon tee is the perfect way to tell someone they are special (and also, to watch their back).
Why this shirt rules:
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Unhinged Humor: The perfect mix of vintage aesthetics and chaotic energy.
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The "Feral" Vibe: Ideal for anyone who identifies as a "Trash Panda" or just loves raccoons.
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Premium Quality: Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717. It feels soft, thick, and looks like a vintage thrift store find.
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The Fit: Relaxed, boxy fit. Order 1-2 sizes up for that comfy oversized look.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Please do not actually bite people.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cloudy Comfort Apparel | Premium Funny Tees
- Email: glitchera-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
If I Ever Get Rabies | Funny Chaotic Raccoon Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
|
17.75
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L
|
29.37
|
22
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19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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